Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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