I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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