I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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