I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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