Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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