Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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