4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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