It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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