i may or may not be watching the land before time
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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