she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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