Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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