I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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