How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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