she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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