I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
In America we eat man semen.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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