Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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