I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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