Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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