i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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