Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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