I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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