So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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