how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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