I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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