doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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