let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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