So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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