Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
A bitchslap is in order.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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