I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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