she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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