i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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