Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
