Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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