just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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