It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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