I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
