I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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