Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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