Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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