Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
