is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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