The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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