awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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