we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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