Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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