even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
