She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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