what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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