Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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