i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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